Cook

One who makes food.

The cook of the family is Sarah; She makes delicious cake.

by Swolff January 4, 2009

Hot cum cooker

A Vagina

My god u put your German sausage in my hot cum cooker and it made me bleed.

I can bake your cum in my vagina and to a nice 200 degrees.

by Jam09 June 10, 2009

Fun Cooker

1. Small, portable microwave as seen on 30 Rock.

2. A bent over display of your naked ass, presumably a male's ass with balls exposed. Made famous by the Tracy Jordan character on 30 Rock.

1. I'm going to heat up some ham in the fun cooker while taking a shower.

2. Check out my fun cooker!

by 30 Rocker March 13, 2009

dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

by yomama16 May 25, 2009

dane cook

worst commedian ever so overatted not even funny remotely

dane cook is about as funny as Bob Saget

by rest67 September 25, 2008

Dane Cook

Not funny

I think shiting my pants would be more fun then to watch dane cook's stand up on comedy central

by dksuckspenis July 9, 2009

Cooked Up

The state of being extremely high on meth or crack type drugs.

Damn that chick Jaynie sure was cooked up

by Rev. Foxx May 20, 2010