Selma's Cookies

A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.

Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!

Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..

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by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010

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Cookie Butt

the feeling you get after you take a shit where it seems like no matter how many times you wipe it feels like there are still poo particles around your ass.

"Man that was a messy shit. it gave me a bad case of cookie butt"

by NOFXisthebest87 September 26, 2008

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Black Cookie

A Black mans cock asking if a girl wants to have sex with you

Hey girl you want some black cookie

by E10Jeffers December 21, 2007

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Mexican Wedding Cookie

A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.

Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.

by mouth00 February 12, 2008

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Hero Cookies

Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.

Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!

Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.

by Lithium Dreams September 1, 2005

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Cookie Grabber

Something which is used to steal your cookies and hack into your Neopets account. It was used by KaosKinesis in the great January 2005 CG Scare.

Kaos is a dick. He should stop using Cookie Grabbers, grow some balls, and step outside and get a real job, and stop 'hacking' people on a kid's website.

by FriendlyN3opian January 17, 2006

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