Cook Sourcing

when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege

The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.

by Skippy Sleestak November 5, 2010

cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.

I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.

by The meerlion March 4, 2011

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

cockduit

A female whose role is to introduce one closeted bisexual man to another closeted bisexual man.

Sara: Some dude on Tumblr is asking about you
Bill: Send me a pic of his cock
Sara: No problem Bill, I will be the cockduit.

by wrangerti November 16, 2016

COCKDATIOUS

An adjective that describes something as dope and or bad-ass

Yo cuz o, that is one cockdatious shirt bro!!

by Hipsterkiller January 8, 2017

Cockdingus

A person that acts stupid, foolish or dumb in a way that it's excessively annoying to those people around him/her. He/She is essentially an annoying dingus.

"Steve is a real cockdingus. It's getting really annoying!"

by Christbi2 September 23, 2017

Cockdrip

One who is judgemental of disabled people, aka an arsehole.

"I was on my way into hospital, and this nasty couple started having a go at me calling me a scrounger because of my walking stick."
"Omg, seriously? That's so nasty! What a pair of cockdrips."

by Anarkitten October 2, 2017