Lobster Centurion

The rank below Lobster Lady/Lord in the online (found on Discord) army known as the Lobster Legion. Also known as just a moderator/mod. Centurions have similar powers to the Lobster Lady/Lord but when making an extra important call will consult the Lobster Lady.

The Lobster Centurion is a rank in the Lobster Legion.

by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023

ejaculate concussion

When a man’s orgasm during oral sex smashes the back of one’s throat concussing the back of their head

Do to an ejaculate concussion, Mary wasn’t cleared to work for a week.

by Oldjaketed July 25, 2023

bussy concussion

When the bussy gets fucked so hard you simply cannot sit or shit for a week.

The date went well but now I have a crazy bussy concussion.

by arrybo December 24, 2024

Impossible Conclusion Fallacy

The opposite of jumping to conclusions—accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" or "hasty generalization" while demanding impossible standards of proof, pushing the needed conclusion into the realm of deductive certainty where none is possible. The fallacy lies in requiring conclusions to meet standards that no real-world conclusion can meet, then dismissing any conclusion that falls short. It's skepticism weaponized as impossibility: demanding mathematical proof for historical claims, controlled experiments for social phenomena, or absolute certainty for probabilistic judgments. The impossible standard ensures no conclusion can ever be reached, which is exactly the point.

"The evidence strongly suggests the policy failed. Response: 'You're jumping to conclusions—you haven't proven it with absolute certainty.' That's Impossible Conclusion Fallacy—demanding certainty where only probability exists. The standard is impossible, so the conclusion is always 'premature.' It's not about rigor; it's about never having to agree."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Second-hand concussion

when you can feel someone eases concussion

That video gave me a Second-hand concussion

by funny_Phish July 20, 2020

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

It is not a link, yet it's a thing in life.

QuestionMark - The Most Confusing Place You'll Ever See

by Unknown_3RR0R May 4, 2022

Principal Points & Conclusions

A document that summarizes another document, however, the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: I read the principal points & conclusions memo which said there were no grounds for dismissal?

P2: Oh jeez! You cant read a document summarizing another document because on occasion the summarizing document does not fully capture the context, nature, and substance of the document it proclaims to summarize.

P1: What! No! There were no ground for dismissal.

P2: Sure. However, the four hundred page report says otherwise.

by MD451 May 23, 2023