gun control

a real joke

stupid soccer moms

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

Snooze Control

1.) A description for the fitful sleep one gets between hits of the snooze button.

2.) Using the snooze function on an alarm clock, as a means of getting sleep in 7 minute bursts.

It was so gross outside this morning, I was on Snooze Control for an hour before finally willing myself out of bed.

by Mercury! October 8, 2008

Trance Control

A Swedish trance group known for insanely hard hitting beats.

I just got a copy of their Trance Control's new CD, Beyond 2002

by DJ Scrizzle July 8, 2003

gun control

An honest, law abiding citizen buys a gun illegally. He intends to harm no one. He simply wants to protect himself and his family. He is busted and sent to prison for doing absolutely nothing to hurt anyone else. There is no punishment for gun violations that can possibly be fair. I don't know why anti-punishment liberals find nothing wrong with this.

Any punishment for a gun violation is inherently cruel and unusual, rendering gun control unconstitutional at best.

by A Libertarian-Leaning Middle-of-the-Roader November 3, 2004

Controller Player

Controller Player is usually brain dead monkey. One general feature for controller player is autism and ADHD. Controller Players doesnt deserve human rights.

Person 1: How you can be that dumb?
Person 2: Im controller player.

by Ohjaimet Hirteen June 12, 2020

Control H

Replace - Updating from one girl to another. Trading in the old model for a new model.

Toni Parker did a Control H.

by Brian L. George December 3, 2010

Master Control

Trying to keep cool when you have to shat and when your about to do a sports update in a college radio station.

Dude im trying to keep master control, but it aint working.

by Kristopher Ortiz May 21, 2007