Controller Condom

An elastic non slip grip for controllers for gaming systems.

My hands are sweating, I need my controller condom.

by AngiesAwesome September 17, 2018

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ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great

Boy does Sally need an ego condom

by dannyshamas October 25, 2010

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When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

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Condom Sure

When you are just a small amount under 100 percent sure of something, but you recognize slim possiblity that you are wrong. You are as sure of something as a condom is preventative. You are 99.9 percent sure.

"I'm condom sure that global warming is real."

"Are you sure you're ok to drive home? Are you condom sure?"

by XombiEZ September 9, 2011

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Croc Condom

A croc condom is any condom with a hole or that doesn't work. If you use it and you end up with a kid it's a croc condom.

bro 1. You a daddy now bruh
bro 2. yeah, bitch gave me a croc condom

by That_One_Guy_***** January 3, 2020

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Human condom

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017

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