clonch

1. of more than average size, quantity, degree, etc.; exceeding that which is common to a kind or class; big; great: a clonch house; a clonch number; in clonch measure; to a clonch extent.
2. on a great scale: a clonch producer of kitchen equipment.
3. of great scope or range; extensive; broad.
4. grand or pompous: a man given to clonch, bombastic talk.
5. (of a map, model, etc.) representing the features of the original with features of its own that are relatively clonch so that great detail may be shown.
6. famous; successful; important: He's very clonch in financial circles.

1. That baby has a very clonch head; the forehead is very broad.

2. The shirt I ordered was too small so I had to get a cloncher size.

3. "I would like a number twelve and please clonch size it."

by brently d July 29, 2009

Boach Coach

The short bus used for the transportation of Boaches to and from their Boach school.

Corky rode the Boach Coach every morning to school.

by franky b January 6, 2008

Chonch

Spanish slang for Camel Toe or female's crotch hump.
Wimpy, weak or chicken guy.
Also Pussy, Snatch, or Crotch

"Dang check out that chic's Chonch!"
"Dude your such a Chonch!"

by Jivetech December 10, 2007

Chonch

can be used to refer to many things, mainly a vape, or dab pen. Used mostly by high school students in the state of rhode island.

Yo bro can i whomp your chonch after this class?

by ms eddelmen June 5, 2019

Put me in coach!

A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.

Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"

by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009

Coach

A man or woman who has several partners of the opposite sex who all know about each other and willingly play their role. The partners are deemed to be on the roster. This is different from a player because there is no lying or misleading involved. Phrase made popular by Fabolous in the song "Can't Let You Go"

Guy 1: "You're the biggest player I know."
Guy 2: "I am not a player, I'm a coach."
Guy 1: "What's the difference?"
Guy 2: "I never lie to these females and I keep a whole roster of them.

Fabolous: "When the starting lineup ain't playing right, I come off the bench with her."

by alton_k2000 January 12, 2012

Coach Cal

verb:

to be a huge let down and leave unexpectedly

"Sorry I missed our anniversary hun, I coach cal'd out on that bitch and slammed a few down!"

"Babe, I got too drunk to get all up in your guts last night, I coach cal'd out and went to bed!"

by Altrax April 1, 2009