Suburban Commando

Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.

Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!

by naijalak April 1, 2009

Commando wank

Quick and intense self gratification, usually performed spontaneously anywhere, outside or at work. Once aroused by erotic stimuli ie. co worker, billboard model or you just have too...

Arthur became aroused watching the laundry go round, a commando wank was the only answer.

by jazrowjo August 3, 2009

comisery

n. The act of being equally miserable with another person

Due to the erratic behavior of our boss, Charleen and I are constantly in a state of comisery.

by crazytownbananapants May 9, 2013

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009

Curtain Commando

Paranoia, sometimes drug induced. A person engaged as "Curtain Commando" may be looking out the window and checking the area constantly. They may bend the blinds or peek out of drapes so as not to be seen themselves.

"Johnny's playing Curtain Commando again"

by RinaC March 23, 2012

when duke nukem forever comes out

The equivalent of the saying "when pigs fly".

Guy 1: Hey dude, can I borrow 20 dollars from you, I'll pay you back tomorrow?

Guy 2: Hell no! I'll let you borrow 20 dollars when duke nukem forever comes out...

by Munchma Quchi () April 13, 2009