Comfortabroke

Main Entry: com·fort·a·broke
Pronunciation: 'k&m(p)(f)-t&(r)-broke, 'k&m(p)-f&(r)-t&-broke, 'k&m-f&(r)-broke

Function: adjective
1a : affording or enjoying contentment and security at the same time you don't have money to spend on enjoying contentment
b: barely enjoying physical comfortbrokeness, but it'll do.

1a: "I ain't spending a dang thang. I got money, but I'm comfortabroke."
1b: "Something is not right with this chair. It's messed up but it's comfortabroke."

by Jean Smif Junior December 12, 2008

Coufart

A cough which induces an involuntary trumpet fart

As I came I let off a coufart accidentally

by Ellemurf June 13, 2015

Comfort slut

A person who quickly acclimates to new people and environments. Particularly in new relationships he or she may make themselves at home in a partners life almost immediately

That comfort slut brought a pillow a toothbrush and a French press over on our first date

by Zorrocat June 16, 2015

Comfertacool

When your that perfect stage of drunk. Hence the comfera beginning, and you cool and good to go.

"Hey do you want another shot?" "Oh no thanks im comfertacool"

by Jayduhhh September 23, 2011

Cumfart

Taking it up the butt and blowing a huge fart, allowing it too leak out the sides to escape.

Tom: "Damn bitch u ate too many beans"
Prostitute: "I like em refried" *Farts loudly*
Tom+cum covered face: "U AINT GETTING DIDLY SQUAT! WATCH UR CUMFARTS!"
Prostitue: I was only $3 *cries*

by Saleeeeeeeeem September 12, 2009

don't get too comfortable

You shoulnd't take your releationships for granted. Getting seriously engaged in a comittment will eventually lead to a heartbreak, where the guy is the heartbroken one (most of the times). So man up and don't get too comfortable. Otherwise shit gon' hurt.

Fred: "Have you heard of Jason, he is miserable after what happened with Ronja"
Lucas: "I've told him to never get too comfortable. Those bitches ain't good for us. Hope he feels better soon!"

Fred: "Yeah, man. Don't get too comfortable. Ever!"

by Fl3ckY April 9, 2021

comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007