coconut haze

potent ass marijuana, gets you fuckkked up. smells just like coconuts usually laced with pcp

damn this coconut haze got me trippin balls

by Brendan Pappeti January 26, 2010

Common Sense

Traditional: Traditional logic that will lead you and everyone else to the same conclusion and action

Politically: Involves preaching on graves and shoving dead children in your face to get their political policy to get passed. Traditional common sense is thrown out the window in favor of irrational emotional appeal

Traditional: Common sense dictates ff I stick my finger into the fire it will get burnt
Politically: ZOMG THINK OF ALL THE DEAD CHILDREN BAN EVERYTHING BECAUSE MUH FEELINZ IT IS COMMON SENSE REFORM. MOMS DEMAND COMMON SENSE REFORMS DEMANDS IT

by 69cows December 29, 2013

Dirty Coconuts

The outcome of poor ass wiping skills resulting in shit on a man's balls.

"Kyle": Dude, I have shit on my balls!

"Steve": Dirty Coconuts!

by NK-1 April 20, 2007

gay coconut

a friend that is a coconut and sucks at everything

my friend Justin is a gay coconut

by Justin's friend March 14, 2019

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

coconuted

1. the act of applying coconut body shop lotion to your legs
(and telling people)

Chels: I just coconuted my legs
Phil: coconuted is not a word
Nat: yes it is. cus i just coconuted my legs too.
Chels: now we have silky smooth coconuted legs.

by ..chels..arr.. May 5, 2005

Common Craig L

An L which has come from anyone named craig

Ronaldo better than Messi
« Common Craig L

by Hendo6 August 1, 2022