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college whore 

a stupid high school student (usually a girl but in rare cases a homosexual guy) who will do anything imaginable to get into a college. This includes but is not limited to: Peer counseling, dumbass clubs, boy scouts, girl scouts, community service, sports they dont like ect. If you confront them on why they are doing what they are doing they will say "its for college" At which point you should make fun of the fact they are ugly. College whore
Hey its friday. Wanna hang out tonight?
Sorry I cant, I gotta go to Boyscouts.
WTF???!?! Boy scouts are for 8 year old boys
Its for college
dumbass college whore
college whore by Willie Lohmanz September 29, 2005

College of Science and Engineering 

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the College of Science and Engineering (CSE) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most CSE students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it.
Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the College of Science and Engineering!"

CSE student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

College Girls 

It is believed that these type girls (majority around the ages 18-24) are supposedly the most mature, most attractive looking, & most open-minded girls you'll meet once you finish high school. However, they are not like this at all.

In reality, lots of college girls are about as immature as high school girls. They are the one's who are responsible for causing more drama than any group of people. Some college girls are actually whores & all of them date assholes. The ugly ones are Feminists while the pretty ones are morons. They aren't exactly very open-minded either. People, such as nerds, gamers, goths, etc., are still considered "losers" by their standards. All college girls are whores & will fuck anyone they so please---this is why college girls make terrible relationship partners. The ones who got fucked in high school & are now single moms (baby mamas) should also be avoided because they are whores.

College girls might be great eye candy, but they are not relationship material.
All college girls are the same! They are always dating assholes while complaining about it. College girls have no souls.
College Girls by Penis-mon October 4, 2011

College Dropout 

When you get home from college and you take a good poop because you're back on your own throne. This cannot happen in college because of the public restrooms and cold seats.
College dropouts are a top priority when arriving home from college.
College Dropout by Mr.Johnson 401 November 22, 2011

College Hipster 

Fags that hang out in Walmarts only to insult how everything is bad for the environment. They are often seen working in Starbucks correcting people and trying to give advice on how to live.
*Cop Pulls out Taser*
College Hipster: Bro, don't tase me, that thing is made of plastic, use some renewable carboard you sick fuck!


College Hipster by Skullfucked October 23, 2008

College of last Chance 

A nickname for the College of Lake County in Grayslake, IL aka Gayslake
I 'm too smart for the College of Last Chance
College of last Chance by Billsner November 8, 2007