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a guy or girl who is truly addicted to the sight of catgirls & nekos, especially as a fetish. They only like certain types of furries; furries that have cat or dog-like hybrid features. They are not like other furries, which are into the weird hybrids, such as reptiles hybrids, dolphins hybrids, etc. of the fandom, because they find the catgirls, nekos, & furries with similiar traits more unique
Help! I'm a catgirl addict!
by Penis-mon June 27, 2010
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slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!

Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious
Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!
by Penis-mon January 2, 2010
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A person who hates nerds; a person who is mean or takes advantage of nerds for their own selfish interest & popularity; a person who bullies nerds; a bully; a asshole

Common types of nerd haters are jocks, popular girls, cheerleaders, and people who are popular

NOTE: Nerds are NOT geeks. Geeks are anti-social & never want to talk to other people. Nerds have geekish triats (like being into anime, math, computers, etc.), but are very social & opened with others. In some cases, nerds are even nicer than geeks for this reason.
Your such a nerd hater! Leave him alone
by Penis-mon October 10, 2009
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That cheerleader wants to be a model, but she's working in Vegas as stripper
by Penis-mon December 25, 2009
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also known as a whore, slut, gold-digger.

They are most well known for their shallow behavior and also stereotype & pick on non-athletic individuals. I would know cause I was the nerdy guy in middle school & high school you always made fun of.
Damn those cheerleaders! The only reason why they are popular is cause they're so slutty & superficial.
by Penis-mon December 15, 2009
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It is believed that these type girls (majority around the ages 18-24) are supposedly the most mature, most attractive looking, & most open-minded girls you'll meet once you finish high school. However, they are not like this at all.

In reality, lots of college girls are about as immature as high school girls. They are the one's who are responsible for causing more drama than any group of people. Some college girls are actually whores & all of them date assholes. The ugly ones are Feminists while the pretty ones are morons. They aren't exactly very open-minded either. People, such as nerds, gamers, goths, etc., are still considered "losers" by their standards. All college girls are whores & will fuck anyone they so please---this is why college girls make terrible relationship partners. The ones who got fucked in high school & are now single moms (baby mamas) should also be avoided because they are whores.

College girls might be great eye candy, but they are not relationship material.
All college girls are the same! They are always dating assholes while complaining about it. College girls have no souls.
by Penis-mon July 2, 2011
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(verb) DJing or mixing music with 2 computers or 2 boomboxes instead of using actual turntables
He was pre-djing at the party.
by Penis-mon September 23, 2010
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