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pussy man

1. a man who enjoys the sight of beautiful naked women, specifically in porn
2. a man who enjoys seeing lesbian sex or lesbian porn
3. a man who is attracted to women eating other women
WOMAN: ""Do you like what you see pussy man?"
MAN: "Oh yeah!"
by penis-mon September 26, 2009
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phony lesbians

slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!

Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious
Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!
by penis-mon January 2, 2010
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College Girls

It is believed that these type girls (majority around the ages 18-24) are supposedly the most mature, most attractive looking, & most open-minded girls you'll meet once you finish high school. However, they are not like this at all.

In reality, lots of college girls are about as immature as high school girls. They are the one's who are responsible for causing more drama than any group of people. Some college girls are actually whores & all of them date assholes. The ugly ones are Feminists while the pretty ones are morons. They aren't exactly very open-minded either. People, such as nerds, gamers, goths, etc., are still considered "losers" by their standards. All college girls are whores & will fuck anyone they so please---this is why college girls make terrible relationship partners. The ones who got fucked in high school & are now single moms (baby mamas) should also be avoided because they are whores.

College girls might be great eye candy, but they are not relationship material.
All college girls are the same! They are always dating assholes while complaining about it. College girls have no souls.
by Penis-mon October 4, 2011
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cheerleading

a waste of a sport; a activity that isn't a sport

Cheerleading serves no absolute purpose but to make the audience horny with pretty rich shallow girls dressed in short skirts & slutty clothing. Most cheerleaders are popular in high school, & are well known for their shallow behavior & annoying nagging. Though there are a few who try to give the "sport" a good name, it doesn't work cause they all end up the same. And those who get into the sport experience the "cheerleader effect" where they become very shallow & think they're all that.

I guarantee 10 years from now the prettiest girls in your high school reunion will not be the cheerleaders! ;)
Cheerleading isn't a sport!
by penis-mon December 15, 2009
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dud

1. A woman who acts & dresses like a man
2. A butch; dyke; lesbian; carpet-muncher
3. A dominant lesbian; a mannish lesbian
4. A gay woman beaten with an ugly stick
5. A woman who uses a dildo to fuck other women
WOMAN: "I'm a stud!"
GUY: "Stud my ass, more like dud"
by penis-mon September 16, 2009
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cheerleader

That cheerleader wants to be a model, but she's working in Vegas as stripper
by penis-mon December 25, 2009
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lesbianazi

Or Lesbian-Nazi

A lesbian who hates men; A lesbian supremacist, most often a Feminist; A lesbianazi is a woman who believes all men are pigs, rapists, cheaters, etc. & uses this as a reason to resort to female homosexual behavior, either due to bad experiences with men or because they can't get a man. These lesbians are nothing more than man-haters & have a absolute disgusting prejudice against men, & will try to pressure other women into thinking all men are bad. All lesbianazis are sexist towards men.
All lesbianazis are bitches. They are all misandrists.
by penis-mon November 12, 2011
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