cold calling cocksucker

Some poor schmuck tethered to a phone peddling shitty mechandise or services to random numbers.

Craig G. Sat in a cubicle calling random people all day trying to sell them shitty stocks which he knows nothing about. What a cold calling cocksucker!

by Frankie2times September 16, 2016

Coline

An amazing sexy person with a rack for days. Love having a shoulder to lean on. Is a shoulder to lean on. Too sweet for words, you can have her like a sister but u shouldny because you'd kidnapp her

Yo that girl got breats from the heavens. That's a coline

by vakdhjj May 9, 2014

Susan Collins

A Tom Collins spiked with roofies.

Judge Kavanaugh slipped her a Susan Collins before locking the door, turning up the music and fucking all of America up the ass.

by Barry_Allan_Arkin October 5, 2018

Collins bomb

The mention of virtually any hit song from Phil Collins', solo or with Genesis, which, due to its uncanny ability to get stuck in a person's head, gets stuck in a person's head for an annoyingly long time.

The dropping of this bomb may be malicious in intent or purely accidental...Either way, the results can be devastating for the next few minutes or possibly hour(s).

Dan - "I love me some sweet 80's tunes. Remember that song 'Invisible Touch' by Genesis? I love that song..." -

Stan - "Yeah...and now thanks to you and your Collins bomb I'll be hearing it later tonight when I can't sleep because it's still stuck in my f'ing head and I can't make it stop. Thanks for that."

by djrhodes23 April 18, 2011

Misha Collins

1. The Sun
2. Plays the angel "Castiel"on Supernatural
3. Half of Cockles

Misha Collins:*walks in the room*
Misha minion: The sun has entered the building

by Potteratthedisco July 31, 2016

Joan Collins special

n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.

Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"

Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"

by Foreverzero3 January 30, 2006

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

by Elmer January 22, 2005