ten day no-contact clause

A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.

"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"

"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"

by kameren January 12, 2009

5th Point of Contact

U.S. Military slang for asshole.

Private, remove your head from your 5th point of contact!

by Jody Williams April 1, 2007

Full Contact Basket Weaving

Code for cunnilingus. originated in the mid-atlantic states. mostly used by suburban white males of high school age.

I had a session of 'full contact basket weaving' with Sarah last night. I won!

by test4el July 9, 2009

texas contraception

When a man punches a pregnant woman in the abdomen in an attempt to kill theh unborn child.

George W. Bush is the result of failed Texas contraception.

by DCallieAndah May 19, 2013

emergency contraceptive

A pill for when you mess up & have sex without a condom and the guy cums in your pussy. It's really an early abortion. It kills any sperm & therefore aborts an chances of becoming pregnant.

Dang, Lisa, I was so drunk and meesed up last night I had sex with Mitch. I need to go get an emergency contraceptive from the clinic.

by Alexa9321 June 5, 2008

blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.

I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.

by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011