cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.

I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

Baby Daddy Cockeral

Another name for a cockeral that has just became a daddy cockeral but not long ago was a baby cockeral

dont confuse this with any other animals

Baby daddy Cockeral this cockeral was born now it is a daddy cockeral

by Hyperkiller March 3, 2009

cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

weeping cockend

A cock (penis) that has caught something off a dirty minge (vagina), which makes it then weep yellow or green stuff out of the end (japs eye)...

"Ewww im not going to suck that, you have a weeping cockend"

by delladette July 13, 2006

Cockerhoop

The name is derived from ‘Cock-a Hoop’, an old custom of removing the cock (or spigot) from a barrel and resting it on the hoop of the cask before commencing a drinking bout, but was changed to reflect the brewery’s location on the banks of the River Cocker.

Giz a drink of Cockerhoop as thusty marra.

by trackercumbria July 30, 2009

cockerstruddle

the act of placing your cock in icecream and then placing it into a toaster.

"Do I smell baked alaska?" asked Sharon. "No thats just my cock baked into a ("cockerstruddle") ," replied Ozzie

by carlosspiceyweiner October 18, 2010