Golf Claps

Enthusiastic, but subdued applause for a job well done.

Mom: "I finally learned how to add friends on Facebook!"
Me: "Golf Claps for Mommy!"

by lastdayofmagic March 2, 2010

chopsided

an individual that has been deprived of sleep usually because of the use of recreational drugs. the lack of sleep causes the brain too act differently and creates the person too appear wired. To be chopped is a similar condition but not the same as chopsided.
A group of people with these symptons are called chopsiders.a individual would be called a chopsider.

with no sleep all weekend and smoking bulk burns during the bender and peole cannot understand what exactly the shit that you are dribbling means you are chopsided

by chopsider1 June 6, 2007

Chopstickity

An individual of small, thin structure.

"The boy had a chopstickity torso."

by Mr. $anta September 30, 2009

Clopen

To close and then open the following shift. More severe on the weekends due to the later close. Typically involves complete sleep deprivation and a certain punchy giddiness that may or may not wear off during the course of the shift.

The redhead was scheduled to clopen for the fourth time in a week and she was a hot mess.

by OlDirtyBruno September 14, 2013

Chops

A Basic Frail Pussy. Also used synonmously with "Fake"

That kid is so chops, he said his KD is a 1.6 on COD when we know that it's .7

by King Ciroc November 21, 2013

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

clop job

The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.

I had the craziest dream last night; rainbow dash gave me a clop job

by furry420 March 6, 2017