Frat Cleats

Shoes normally worn by frat dudes or bro's. Usually boat shoes eg. Top Siders

"Hey Al you see tom's fresh new frat cleats"

by BroforLife January 5, 2010

Pussy Clart Points

Penalty points bestowed upon a gentleman driver by his female companion for unmanly driving.

"You cut in too early you Pussy Clart, now we're be stuck in this lane for hours"

"Why you let him in for? Man up! Thats 3 points"

"You kept me waiting in the cold for 5 minutes, thats 10 Pussy Clart points"

"I'm going to tell everyone we're late because you drove like a Pussy Clart"

by Andross 1978 March 9, 2010

clart

Geordie word for 'dirt'.

Howay man, stop fannyin' aboot in tha' clarts. You'll end up hacky black, man!

by Jon Sillito August 10, 2004

Clart

A vaginal blood fart.

"She clarted and it looked like a crime scene in her panties."

by Hanna Carlson May 6, 2014

Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

by BE3FY February 8, 2010

certibants

When something is certified banter.

loool thats certibants

by cantdenythetruth December 11, 2011

certainly gaurented

To be sure

You are certainly gaurented

by DarthQuantum June 13, 2017