Clay

Clay has the biggest dick so you won’t even have to look for them. Their dick wraps around the earth so everywhere you go you’d find them.

Clay has a MASSIVE dick

by Penis god.co September 16, 2021

Clay

A small man obsessed with ghosts, looks like the kid from UP. Likes making portraits of himself, works for residential care facilities. Very strict and uptight.

Clay is a very weird man.

by JacobRomanow September 17, 2020

Clay

The most sexiest motherfucker to ever exist (also and aries which makes him 100x better)

**Boy1**: He's an aries?
**Boy2** : Yes
**Boy1**: Is he also a Clay?
**Boy2**: Yup,the guys a keeper

by cVix April 13, 2022

Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance

"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"

by granny clay December 4, 2017

Clay

A fat hairy nigga. he thinks he’s cool but really isn’t. usually drives a shit box. thinks everything that he’s got is worth way more than it actually is. socially weird and just not great to be around. overall, Clays are alright, but if you don’t have to deal with him, don’t.

Oh shit, there’s clay. run.

by Tonya Baxter April 15, 2020

stifford clays

Stafford Clays is the place you and the squad goes if your in the mood for a game of footie with the lads but you also want to go somewhere where being a roadman is excepted so you head down to blackshots park grab a cheesy chips and take a few pics with the lads

"Oi lads I fancy a quick cheasy chips down stifford clays"

by Baby girll_x October 13, 2015

tom clay

Basically God. He has a great personality that really makes people happy. He’s a great musician, mainly Guitar and Drums. Everyone loves Tom Clay, regardless of who thy are. Tom Clay is God.

Oh my gosh it’s Tom Clay!!

by Sauce bucket December 20, 2017