kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

by M. Bison June 9, 2007

clacker

irish for testicles, balls, or gonads

I was gonna kick him in the clackers

by beccabee charmer May 8, 2008

clacker

It was a cereal made by General Mills and marketed in the New York area during the early 1970s. The most famous advert featured Dracula leaning toward a young girl's neck saying,"bluh -- I want to suck your Clackers." A google image search should bring up a picture of the box.

Bluh! I want to suck your CLACKERS.

by England phi beta gamma July 22, 2007

Clacking

The action of hitting your cleats together to knock the mud off of them.

After the muddy football game i was clacking my cleats in the locker room and mud went everywhere.

by ChaDMcBaDD October 12, 2009

crackship

Ships between two characters who have barely interacted.
They're called crackships because the people who make them are on tons of crack.

Person A: "I ship CHARACTER A and CHARACTER B."
Person B: "That's more of a crackship than a real ship, but ok."

by wetdiarrhoeapoop August 21, 2021

I made her teeth clack

What a man says when he has made a woman orgasm so hard that her teeth profusely vibrate making audibe tones !!!

I fucked her so hard I made her teeth clack!! (In Deep or Jersey male voice)

by WeRclackers...... March 8, 2014

clacker

The small object inside a spraypaint can that mixes the contents when shook.

The can went "Clackety, clack, clack, clack" as it rolled across the floor.

by phat104u January 7, 2005