by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009
 Get the Child Ornithologistmug.
Get the Child Ornithologistmug. A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,
by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009
 Get the Child of The Governmentmug.
Get the Child of The Governmentmug. He is the child of havoc, all who cross him will fall to his unrelenting power, he is the king of the game world.
To all who cross him, know you have been warned.
To all who cross him, know you have been warned.
by Havics Child January 7, 2013
 Get the Havics Childmug.
Get the Havics Childmug. Disrespected, underrated, best of the family, never gets to go to their friends house, the parent never focuses on them, and it's sad.
by I am The Middle Child November 26, 2020
 Get the The Middle Childmug.
Get the The Middle Childmug. When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.
Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."
by Robbles the wise one September 4, 2011
 Get the Child chainmug.
Get the Child chainmug. Another term for "thought" or "idea". Commonly used amongst unpublished writers (such as writers of fanfiction).
by Rina-chan August 5, 2006
 Get the brain childmug.
Get the brain childmug. 