Chapstick

Extremely dirty kid who never washes his hair or takes a shower!

That kid is a chapstick

by King Rooney November 11, 2008

Anti-chastity romantic preference

Aka. A.C.R.P.; When an individual will only date someone if they are willing to have sex before they get married

Courtney is only interested in dating people who are willing to have sex before they get married. She has an anti-chastity romantic preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 13, 2021

Fall-a-caust

An event in which it sleets or snows overnight in Texas and leaves a nice, slippery layer of ice over all streets and walkways.

Dude, I fell like 8 times while walking on the ice on the way to school today!

I know, it's a total Fall-a-caust out there!

by L.P.33 February 26, 2011

Chapstick lesbian

Somewhere between a dike and a lipstick lesbian

That Susan isn't such a dike, she's a chapstick lesbian.

by Chicharonies September 1, 2009

Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who is trying to be fem but can't quite get it together. She's maybe wearing mascara and a little blush, and definitely closed toed Keens, but she's not yet a lipstick lesbian.

Shoshanna used to be butch but now she's a Chapstick Lesbian - I think she's even wearing concealer!

by Travizzle May 31, 2014

Chatsterbation

The act of talking to someone via phone, internet, or from the other room, while pleasuring your self.

Steve(on phone): hey dude whats up
Chad: not much dude how bout you
Steve: my girlfriend's flippin out cause....
Chad:(backround:YEAH MHHHM I LIKE THAT, FUCK YEAH)go on
Steve: dude is that porno? ARE YOU JERKING OFF! DUDE THATS GROSS.
Chad: O come on theres nothing wrong with chatsterbation, now whats your problem.....

by stuffed pepper March 28, 2008

chapstick

someone smug and condescending from the suburbs or chicago

yo that fuckin chapstick dont belong in the dirty jerz

by billllll June 25, 2006