Chandler-girl

A one of a kind girl. Beauty and brains combined. Once you have one you won’t want to lose her. Incredibly loyal and literal. Chandlers are creative especially musically gifted. They are also passionate, and this can translate to having a dirty/flirty side no one would expect, but their significant other gets to see. Chandler tend so be soft spoken but internally bold and courageous. They love deeply and are romantics at heart. If you are lucky enough to be with a Chandler never let her go.

Chandler-girl is like a unicorn.

by Ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh August 9, 2023

Secondary channel

A television channel you watch only when your primary channel is on commercial.

A secondary channel must be picked out during the first commercial break of your primary show/channel, and it also must be back from commercials as soon as the primary channel goes to a break, thus avoiding the black hole of boredom caused by retardedly long commercials.

Guy 1: "Gosh darn it! It's on commercial again! Pick a secondary channel already."
Guy 2: "Way ahead of you." -click-

by Dr.Matus April 18, 2010

Disney channel

A network on tv that makes all of the slutty women.

Guy 1. Man have you seen that girl at school today
Guy 2. Yeah she is probably from the disney channel
Guy 1. Yeah bro

by ave boss December 7, 2013

fake channel

a channel that shows movies with commercials

per1: oh i love that movie
per2: me too, but it on a fake channel

by hatememakeme December 22, 2013

Disney Channel

Disney Channel: A means to ruin kids brains into thinking that there are no parents in life. If a parent does decide to offer advice they are ridiculed, setting the idea that a 13 year old boy or girl knows anything. Each show is about children between the ages of 8-18. Somehow, many live in tony metropolitan settings without being able to pay for rent or food. There are no parents to offer advice. When there are parents they are idiots. Disney is doing a great job to undermine parents jobs to teach them about life. Instead, children believe that they are autonomous.

Dad: Hey Sienna and Josh, why don't you stop watching the Disney Channel and do your homework. It is due tomorrow.

Kids: Fuck off you idiot. We will do it later. Get us some Reeses Crunch bitch.

Dad: ok

by Nightfly September 19, 2014

Crafty chandler

A sneeky finger up the bum

I slipped him a crafty chandler

by Ozë August 29, 2016

Alisa candelaria

she is the prettiest person on the planet. she doesn't think so. she can be violent at times but that's just her showing that she trusts you. if you fall in love with her, good luck getting over her. she is a goddess and is a straight descendant of god himself. she has a sibling how is very mature for there age. she is perfect. nothing could compare to her. she is everything you could ever want. no one else could replace her. she likes tall and skinny guys. she is an extravert but is someone who will listen if you need to vent without judging you. all in all, she is the best everything you could have. she is your everything.

alisa Candelaria is my world.

by imfish March 16, 2019