Christian booty call

An event that involves a female coming over to your house, but instead of sex, you get to bake things or wrap presents.
You usually receive loads of ridicule from your buddies.

"Hey Dave, did you hit that last night"
"No dude, it was a Christian booty call."

by Reggie Das Vall May 8, 2008

Call the shots

A person who is in charge calls the shots.

This is my party, I call the shots!!

by pseudo stark February 14, 2009

Technologically Challenged

The sort of people that find the simplest of everyday technological feats and gadgets to be a challenge in making sense and use of. Much unlike the technologically impaired duck meme and the first day on the internet grandma meme, these are all very real persons and there is a very real blog being written with them in mind (The Low Tech-IQ Blog)

Woah dude, this smartphone has gotten the best of me. Feels i'm a bit technologically challenged.

by Low Tech-IQ February 5, 2015

I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

December Challenge

The December Challenge, also known as "Must Fap December" precedes the November Challenge as a "reward" as some call it..
This is one of most prestigious challenges one can do.
December 1st: Fap 1 time in a day
December 2nd: Fap 2 times in a day
December 3rd: fap 3 times in a day
continue the pattern...
December 23rd: fap 23 times in a day
December 24th: fap 24 times in a day
December 25th: fap 25 times in a day(one must ejaculate once every 57.5 minutes for 24 hours to do the 25th day)

Completing this challenge gives you the ability to prove your manliness. To date, no one has completed this challenge.

Random Dude 1: "Hey man, you doing the December Challenge?"
Random Dude 2: "Nah, i tried it alst you, i couldn't prove my manliness :("

or

Random Dude 1: "Hey dude, I'm gonna try out the December Challenge"
Random Dude 2: "Be careful man, it starts to hurt like a mofo after a while"

by scevn November 25, 2011

Calli

Calli is so beautiful I love her w all my heart and deserves the world

Calli is so awesome

by Under October 16, 2019

call dibs

Expression used to claim rights/possesion on sth./sb.

A group of (male) friends is at a party to check out some girls. Whoever spots a pretty girl first can "call dibs" on her. That way he can make sure none of his buddies would make a movie on her.

by maxoO June 12, 2006