Chainman

The shabby-arsed useless tit of an assistant who attempts to follow orders given to him by a Land Surveyor.

Chainmen tend to be:

1) students of the Surveyhood whilst gaining vital survey experience in the off peak periods

or

2) Career chainmen - nasty rabid, fly blown and flea bitten pieces of work who, for some reason, are all smokers and have filthy beards.

Chainmen (or chainpersons) are responsible for:

- Keeping the survey vessels (see rust bucket) in reasonable cleanly order and with appropriate amount of stocks

- holding the prism pole for the surveyor (as the surveyor can only be in one place at one time unfortunately...)

- Following orders from the surveyor

- Filling the air with cigarette smoke and the nasal twang of bogan accents

- Generally making a balls up of every possible situation

See chainy

Surveyor: "My chainman didn't sharpen the brush hook for use in the field today."
Draftsperson: "So what did you do?"
Surveyor: "I took him out the back and shot him."
Draftsperson: "Oh, good!"

by pissedoffsurveyor January 20, 2011

chainie

someone who chain smokes

"oi helen bra, wanna go for another one?"
"beth you bloody chainie...okay"

by imagunnakissyou May 17, 2007

Chain-Shitting

(n.)- The act of 2 or more people shitting right after each other usually leading one to have to smell the other persons nasty shit fumes because you either:

a. have one bathroom

b. have to take a shit badly

It's origins are found in the word chain-smoking, meaning to smoke cig after cig.

Shitter #1: Ay man, Ima take a shit real quick.

Shitter #2: Fuck hurry up! I gotta wait and now we have to go through chain-shitting. Great!

by SRLthaballa November 6, 2009

Chain Surfing

Chain Surfing happens when someone is surfing the internet, sees an "interesting" link then opens it in a new tab or new window (who the heck still opens in a new window?). The person briefly checks the new tab/window then stumbles upon a new link and then opens it in a new tab/window. The person will keep repeating the process until he realizes that he is now looking up nazism and he has wasted more than 30 minutes reading random stuff not really related to the original website. This usually happens on wikipedia, youtube, cracked, etc.

1.)

xkcd.com/214

2.)

A- "Hey, look up info on the digestive system while I go use the bathroom."

B- "Okay."

(after 20 minutes)

A- What did you get?

B- I ended up watching Kermit the frog. Didn't get shit done.

A- You were chain surfing again!?! Paper's due tomorrow!

B- Blame wikipedia.

by zycose January 17, 2011

mexican chainsaw

A edger/trimmer for lawns, more commonly known as a weed eater, or a weed whacker.

"You hear that chainsaw?" -suburban guy

"It's a mexican chainsaw, yo" -smarter guy

by Trotskygrad2 May 2, 2009

chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008

daisy-chain

Several(3 or more) chicks laying pussy to head forming a chain(I.E chick A puts tounges chick B's pussy while Chick B tounges Chick C's pussy Ect. until the last chick in the chain tounges chick A's pussy)

dude that daisy chain was 20 chicks long!

by DoCtOr PiMp June 1, 2003