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Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.
by Droker March 12, 2009
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Child Genius

A very stupid child, with absolutely no hope of making anything substantial out of their life.
Their parents refer to them as a "child genius" to cover their pain and anger at their child's stupidity.
Christine: Hey, can I enter my son Job for the youngster intelligence challenge?

Wasteman who organises the competition: Sure, what's his IQ?

Christine: Oh, he doesn't have one, he's a real child genius.
by childgenius April 15, 2009
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A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.
Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.
by ueiee December 15, 2008
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Child Ornithologist

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.
by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009
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Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,
"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"
by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009
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Child chain

When a parent has two or more children on either side of them holding their hands, for the fear of losing them, creating a wall that can block people walking in a crowd.
Dave: "Hey Tom, i've been waiting in this hot dog stand forever! What took you so long?"
Tom: "sorry there was a sudden crowd that came to the bathroom after the 7th inning, and I was held up by tons of child chains."
Dave: "Kids and their small bladders."
Tom: "Ughh... I know."
by Robbles the wise one September 4, 2011
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Child

A child is somone who, if they are younger than you: regardless of by how much, what grade, gender or height.
Your birthday is a day before mine, you're such a child
by Sleepyboy1732 March 30, 2022
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