catch me crying

Basically meaning that you’re really upset over something and you’re crying

Bro I’m so sad, catch me crying

by Skjsojws May 7, 2019

Catcus

(noun, /ˈkatkəs/, plural: catci /ˈkat-kī/)

A cat-shaped cactus used a scratching mechanism and/or feline abode.

This word was created by the Youtubers Evan and Katelyn Heling in the video "DIY Cactus Cat House (a CATcus!)" to refer to the DIY cat scratching post/hide for their cat, Mochi Bear (better known as Joob or the Supurrvisor).

Joob was hiding in the catcus.

by UnderCoverHorse February 8, 2022

catch a jerk

The act of masturbating.

Zach went to bathroom to “catch a jerk”

by Candaster March 10, 2022

Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

by bunshi November 6, 2013

hair catcher

A condition when a person's butt is so pronounced that when in the shower, natural hair loss from their head gets clogged between their butt cheeks rather than clogging in the shower drain.

Wow, check out the hair catcher on that girl!

by OutKickedCoverage February 10, 2018

Gotta catch em all

Pokémon gotta catch em all 👍

You can use it as a phrase for example: we gotta catch em all.

by Jaiman Davidson 😜😜 July 5, 2018

European dream catcher

The act of placing a jar of pickles under ones bed to act as a dream catcher

-Holy shit man, I had the most fucked up dream last night. It involved nutmeg, raccoon droppings, and 17 dimes from Derek Jeter
-Not me, I havent had a dream in months since I got a European dream catcher from Target

by Frank4202 January 1, 2012