oakland catholic

A horrible, horrible school in pittsburgh full of cliquey, slutty, bitches; horrible teachers who shove their beliefs down your throat; and a totalitarian administration. Do not send your daughters there unless you want to ruin their lives, as it has ruined mine.

"That girl's skirt is rolled up so much, she must be from Oakland Catholic."

by alcrea November 1, 2011

catholic wank

the man stands behind his partner and inserts his penis into their armpit. the partner then repeatedly and vigorously crosses him/herself to god, and the resulting friction brings the man to orgasm.

she had a headache so i had to settle for a catholic wank

by boni de la fuente November 29, 2007

trinity catholic high school

A nice, Catholic, co-ed high school in a nice section of Stamford, Connecticut. Students who attend were very cute uniforms. Most students are preppy(the nice kind, not snotty) but there are also the typical high school cliques such as punks, goths, and nerds. If you ever step foot inside TCHS beware of the midget who is currently a freshmen. I'm not sure what his name is but he freaks me out. Also, watch out for their basketball team. They kick ass.

Megan attends Trinity Catholic.

by RAS15 April 14, 2005

Charlotte Catholic High School

Ever wonder where the kids with million dollar houses and hundred thousand dollar cars? Yeah, you've found the place. Charlotte Catholic is basically the school everyone sends their kids to so that they can get a good education, but they end up at ECU. Drugs are rampant, sex is everywhere, and bullying is horrible. Yet somehow, parents think they're doing the best for their little kiddies.

Also, fun fact. Ardrey Kell and Providence students on average take double the amount of advanced placement courses as Catholic kids.

Joe: "You going to the Charlotte Catholic High School football game?"
Bob: "Naaa, I'm going to stay home and procrasterbate."

by TheRealSlimShady(no,notthatone November 15, 2010

the scandal in the Catholic Church

When Priests started molesting young alter boys and disobeying their religion. This happened in 2002 and continues throughout today.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

Pittsburgh Central Catholic

The school where boys who feel like they could use some man on man action go to. Central Catholic is located in Oakland, just east of Pittsburgh PA. It is well known for its outstanding sports teams, great education, and for producing the gayest men alive. Being an all boys school, men who go there usually do not interact with the opposite sex.

But as well as being gay, people who come from Central (as the locals call it) are quite often the biggest jack asses ever. There is a constant competition to see who's balls are bigger although no one who goes there have any at all. But this does not apply to everyone, i know someone who is a Central alum. he is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, although, he does admit, he was a complete jack ass in high school. He has since become gay and is just moving out of his parents house, getting a license and finishing his collage education, it has been 8 years since he graduated...

Cool guy: Where do you go to school?

Gay: Pittsburgh Central Catholic

Cool guy: You must be a queer, HE EVERYONE, SHUN THE QUEER!!!!

by a_strait_guy October 4, 2009

Saint David Catholic School

Saint David is a school in Davie, Florida. It's not the greatest school ever but, a place with lots of memories that could last a life time. it's a place where you'll make the greatest friends and the funniest teachers. Go there, you'll never regret it later on. The middle school teachers are the best you could ask for. And the choir is totally awesome. They sang for the pope and his pointy hat. Nothing could compare to the fun we've had there. And as the years go by our friendship will never die.

Brian: Natalie do the teradocto!

*Natalie makes 'eeek' noise*

Teacher: I gotta write this down... *scribbles* Only at Saint David Catholic School.... I love this class!

by class-of-2011 February 19, 2011