by alaskaismypenis November 20, 2011
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A Capricorn is usually a pathetic arrogant individual who thinks they own everything which is here in this universe. They like to shit all over people for their beliefs, while remaining hypocritical about their own. They like talking out of their ass, while shoving everything they DON'T know in to your face. They are stubborn, selfish, conceited and try to act tough when really there is nothing but shit being spewn from their mouth. If you know a Capricorn, please throw them in a lake of boiling lava, for they have nothing to bring in to the world. :
Bobby: Cynthia gave awful head... and boasted about it later...
Phillip: Welp, she's probably a Capricorn!
Everyone knows how awful Capricorn head is..
Bobby: Yeah Phil, I guess you're right. After we were done, she tried discussing politics and told me Hilary Duff was running for V.P.
:/
Phillip: Welp, she's probably a Capricorn!
Everyone knows how awful Capricorn head is..
Bobby: Yeah Phil, I guess you're right. After we were done, she tried discussing politics and told me Hilary Duff was running for V.P.
:/
by not revenge, just honesty ;] December 22, 2008
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Get the capricious mug.People born under the sign of the 10th house of the zodiac, also represented as The Devil in tarot cards...and in real life. It is often written Capricorns are hard working, stoic, serious minded, determined, and succesful; what isn't mentioned is that they are the TOTAL OPPOSITE of those traits, because they are: the laziest, flakey, inferior, think-I'm-interesting-but-I'm just a lying-selfish-boring douche bag, unoriginal, unintelligent shithead saggy uterus sack. You have the emotional depth of a saucer of milk, and your creativity is that of an earthworm. Physically, you usually resemble a plain, warted-up potato; but people fuck you not because you're interesting, but because you are a moraless whore. Over all, the Capricorn is the opposite of what they say they are. By the way, you are ALSO not as progressive and "cool" as you think, it has often been said that Capricorn's are at least 10 years behind in fashion and trends, and 20 years behind in behavior.
by LetThyTruthBeBold November 9, 2009
Get the Capricorn mug.A group of 6 girls who all live/have lived in Carriage Hills, who have known each other since...forever.
Also called "the Posse".
They are:
TNT
Smitherings
Celesticles
Jadeypadey
Ray-Ray
and Sammie, who does not have a cool nickname and lives in Nigeria.
Ray-Ray and Smitherings started it with their friendship since the ages of either 3 or 4. They were then made into the Original Trio when TNT joined forces with them around kindergarden. Celesticles joined with her friendship to Smitherings in the first grade and has been there ever since. Even though there was the big fight between her and TNT in either 3rd or 4th grade, they are now best friends. Jadeypadey and Sammie both joined in 3rd grade when they were both in Smitherings and Celesticles class. Jadeypadey and Celesticles live across the street from one another.
The Posse was really official in the 7th grade with the start of Tradition, which was then going to Sonic every Friday. However, over the years, it has progressed into going to Wendy's and Wal-Mart every Friday.
Sammie moved to Nigeria on August 1st of 2006, but she has not been expelled from the Posse. She will be returning.
Also called "the Posse".
They are:
TNT
Smitherings
Celesticles
Jadeypadey
Ray-Ray
and Sammie, who does not have a cool nickname and lives in Nigeria.
Ray-Ray and Smitherings started it with their friendship since the ages of either 3 or 4. They were then made into the Original Trio when TNT joined forces with them around kindergarden. Celesticles joined with her friendship to Smitherings in the first grade and has been there ever since. Even though there was the big fight between her and TNT in either 3rd or 4th grade, they are now best friends. Jadeypadey and Sammie both joined in 3rd grade when they were both in Smitherings and Celesticles class. Jadeypadey and Celesticles live across the street from one another.
The Posse was really official in the 7th grade with the start of Tradition, which was then going to Sonic every Friday. However, over the years, it has progressed into going to Wendy's and Wal-Mart every Friday.
Sammie moved to Nigeria on August 1st of 2006, but she has not been expelled from the Posse. She will be returning.
by Ray-Ray!!!!!!!!!!!! December 15, 2008
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