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Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.
"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."
by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018
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Capes

What you answer to the nice person who opened a clickbait article and copied out the relevant part, so you don't have to . Since you don't have to wade through the ads and random pop-ups, you realise this is one of the heroes who don't wear capes (but also, time is money, so you don't type out the full sentence).
"AITA for not blablablabla?"
"Capes! I was wondering what this was about."
by AndyArken August 16, 2025
mugGet the Capesmug.

boxer cape

When you poo and some TP stays stuck to your ass
"I'm so fucking embarassed, I had a boxer cape for like 2 hours dude.
by StarmanRJK January 17, 2017
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CAPE

Cancelling a train in the UK. Based on a telegraph code from the 1900s, and still in use a slang-term today.
The 1800 from King's Cross to Edinburgh was caped because there's a tree on the line.
by walnutrede December 2, 2023
mugGet the CAPEmug.

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an Obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam Knock Off. This Sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan Administration.
I’d rather eat a Wet Asshole than a Dry ass Cape May Carver!
by PannyRipper May 22, 2024
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Adelaides Cape

A Somerset/East-Anglian based modern folk band fusing soft vocals with melodic guitar and bass alongside an African style drum beat.
'Dude, do you know any good Folk Bands?'
'Yeh, Adelaides Cape they are this wicked sick somerset and east anglian folk band. Wicked sick. Period.'
by b00_radley November 11, 2009
mugGet the Adelaides Capemug.

cape strong

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021
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