Russian candy cane

When your dick is bleeding and your having an orgasm.

Oh baby give me more of that Russian candy cane

by Fuk da police September 4, 2016

canup

A butt sniffer. The kind of guy that walks around sniffing warm bicycle seats. He dreams about becoming a dog for this simple reason. This action is usually followed with an abrupt masturbation.

I got my butt sniffed by a Canup.

by MEStudent February 8, 2008

ickabod cane

An engorged penis.

He stuck his throbbing ickabod cane into her warm, cavernous meatsock.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Caner

It's a term for an old person that uses a cane

Hey that old guy over there is a caner

by Caner2003 December 10, 2016

Candy Cane Sword

A candy cane with a very pointy, very sharp end that could probably puncture skin due to someone sucking on said candy cane repeatedly for some time.

"Ow, that hurt, what did you stab me with, I'm bleeding now."
"Really? Man, it was just a candy cane sword."

by t12j19c95 December 18, 2009

Cane and Mabel

A constantly and violently arguing couple often
on the verge of, or actually trying to kill each other.

There have been blood-curdling screams coming from next door all week. The cops just gave up on those Cane and Mabel crazies. It won't end til one is dead.

by badwsky February 10, 2010

canaping

Activity of canoeing and camping.

My son and granddaughter are going canaping canoeing camping on the Wisconsin River.

by The one and only Mary Sunshine September 8, 2011