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CALVIN

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022
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Calvin Dietz

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up
by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022
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Calvin

The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.
by BobywasabiLUV@yourmom.com October 31, 2022
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Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.
"That bitch ass nigga Calvin
by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022
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Calvin

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!
by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022
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Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore
I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys
by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022
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Calvin

I love Calvin, because he founded the royal bloods!
by cpilled January 22, 2023
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