pagan calder

A narcissistic manipulative, good looking hippy who's fun to be around. Generally sweet person, and all the bad shit happens to her.

Dude 1: Did you see that pagan calder chick?
Dude 2: Dude, dont go with that one unless you are good at dealing with shit.

by theonewholifts February 14, 2015

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Dirty Camper

To accumulate days worth of nut butter while camping and not bathing while subsequently receiving oral pleasure from a female and caking your nut butter on her upper lip in the process.

After a long and sweaty day of camping, Rat took his bitch into the pines for a dirty camper, leaving a healthy lining of nut butter along her top lip.

After a week long camping excursion, the boys take to the town in search of lucky ladies to deposit their nut butter on.

Dirty Sanchez...that's disgusting. Dirty Campers are much more respectable.

by SmackDaddy September 21, 2015

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camper

Campers, by definition, are people who position themselves in one spot and stay there for extended periods of time, usually either to guard an objective or to surprise unwary passer-bys. Flamed the most on the ever-popular Counter-Strike. Campers are usually hated on by anyone that doesn't camp because people seem to think that getting a kill while running in front of 10 opponents is smarter than picking them off by surprise. It's sad to say, but people are so impatient that they're willing to call you a camper just because you stand in a spot for more than 15 seconds. The whole reason why people get mad at campers is because either 1.) They died because they decided to try and be "skilled" and ran out into the open with their gun firing only to be shot at by six other guys, or 2.) Someone who is too afraid to look for the camper because of the fear he will be killed, thus lowering his score. Just because someone decides to hide behind a box so he can kill people that pass by doesn't make him "n00b". If he's a "n00b", what does that make you for getting killed by him. If you're good enough to call him a "n00b", why don't you just...check around instead of running past him like an idiot and getting killed, it's not that hard

The gist of it: A group of people with patience and strategy hated on by idiots and impatient 13 year olds with autism and/or ADD.

"It's 1 vs 10, I think i'll camp so I can pick a few of them off first."

Camper's dead teammate: "OMG HE'S CAMPING NOOB"

Camper kills someone
"OMG WHAT A NOOB HE CANT GET KILLS WITHOUT CAMPING"

Camper kills admin
LOLKICKED

by CamperStrike January 1, 2009

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Calverton

A land filled with not only the usual high school stoners but also an abundance of "lax brahs" and sluts.

If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.

Missy: So I walked into the stairwell the other day and saw this eighth grade girl giving a tenth grade guy a blow job as he was snorting crack.
Charlie: Oh wow. That is interesting. Where were you?
Missy: Well, I was at Calverton.
Charlie: I suppose it is alright then. That happens all the time there.

by JefferytheGiraffe666 March 26, 2011

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