Calling in the reserves

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

Carling Tea

when you empty a whole can of carling into a tea kettle and boil it, you come back to it after smoking a few reefers and dare the most drunk/stoned person there to down it.

"down the carling tea you pissed bastard"
"blaaaaargh" (as the drinker spews everywhere)

by kevside January 23, 2006

ceiling lalime

a person who watches you from the bathroom ceiling. he usually appears when u are masturbating. he likes it when you mastrubate

"OMG WTF WHAT IS THAT CEILING LALIME DOING?"
"dude hes watching u bate"
"isn't it kinda weird ur here to?"

by anal rape March 12, 2008

Calling in Wolf

to call in sick when you aren't, in the hopes that you will never run out of sick days or excuses.

Larry: Katie is calling in sick again, she better not actually need to call in sick.

Ryan: Did I just hear someone say "Wolf"?

Larry: Yeah, Katie through the phone to her boss, in a sick voice. Shes "Calling in Wolf"

by Danswer November 29, 2009

ceiling tap

when a small beener by the name of Damian Solono jumps, touches the roof and says "Ceiling Tap!"

That ceiling tap was good bro, just work on your form.

by RICKJAMESBITCH! September 10, 2011

grass ceiling

A barrier (real or perceived) that prevents a team or individual from reaching the pinnacle of a respective sport.

Members of college football conferences that are not members of the Bowl Championship Series (BCS) are often left out of major bowl bids (see: Utah). That's a real barrier (BCS rules favor greatly teams from BCS conferences) that does not preclude participation, per se, but the obstacles are significant.

Also a phenomenon evidenced when a really decent program (e.g., college football) can not seem to make the transition to a national and/or perennial powerhouse due to self-imposed barriers. Virginia Tech, for example, fails each year to be considered in the same category as USC, Texas, and Oklahoma, teams that have won many national championships. The barrier is a failure to acknowledge and resolve internal staff issues (primarily, the offensive coordinator) which leads to a general perception by the players that they can't play at the Tier 1 level. In this case, the coaching staff has created a "grass ceiling" through which the players can not progress.

by Tad McDonald February 8, 2009

Carling

The most stunningly gorgeous chick to get strut this planet. Likes sports. Knows how to treat her man. Can become jealous when man stealers flirt with her boy friend, but handles it and shows him that he belongs to her. Smart for a blondie. Beautiful blue eyes. Passionate lover <3

Person: how was it with Carling?

Jake: she's perfect, I'm in love with that lassie.

by TheBombDotCom October 16, 2013