Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto May 19, 2011

Cockus-Rex

Cockus-Rex (Cockús-Rex) was a type of dinosaur, it’s fossils were first discovered in 2013, in the Toach region of Yemen by world reknown archeologist, James Randall Maynor III. Cockus-Rex is very similar to a T-Rex (Tyrannosaurus Rex) and is infact a cousin Species to it. What distinguishes these creatures is the Cockus-Rex’s giant and dominate penis, which is rumored to have reached at maximum errection a length of 20.1 inches. And at most times 17 inches. Cockus-Rex was truly the dominate dinosaur and it was solely a Male Species but was also asexual, enabling it to reproduce with itself. It is also believed that when Cockus-Rex ejaculated, that it’s semen could reach maximum speed of Moch 7. Cockus-Rex is believed to have been worshipped by the early homosapiens for his massive, God-like Penis, which is commonly referenced in the Porn Industries. Cockus-Rex is truly the definition of God. And male peak performance.

~Research and discovery division.

Cockus-Rex’s Penis is legendary.

by Dr.Species February 10, 2019

Cactus

A fucking spikey devils plant

“a cactus is a fucking spikey devils plant”

by oldmcgloghlin February 22, 2019

Cactus Coochie

Fired cactus needles in your cooter that prevent you from having sex with boys

SHE GOT CACTUS COOCHIE

by mmgk April 23, 2021

cactusthefrog

profesinoal top 100 radiant peak vlaorant player for no team. likes to pick reyna and drop 10+ kills /strong

very positive, respectful, and non-toxic man.

bro yesterday i played with cactusthefrog and he carried me to 4-13 loss. 10/10 playing with him again

by WARDELL416 June 11, 2021

Statulus Cockus

The act of being a dick through ones facebook status.

I thought Rick had a statulus cockus status when he said that Ali was a huge whore and she should never eat again at taco bell.

by PlJ, BLS, BB December 22, 2010