Cabbage Juice

Sweat that comes from a ball sack.

Dude there is cabbage juice all over my hand!

by Gman8842 October 3, 2011

Cabbage eater

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.

Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane is a cabbage eater

by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018

Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019

Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.

John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."

by axelgust30 November 13, 2021

Bean bags and Cabbage

The skanky, trashy appearance of the combination floppy, flat, flap-jack breasts and large, abused, wrinkled labia.

What kind of strip joint did you bring me to?! All I see is bean bags and cabbage!

by beaverpork August 24, 2011

cabbage vagina

a stinky pussy. you can get it from eating to much cabbage or beets

dude i fucked the grossest chick last night, she had cabbage vagina like a mothafukka

by tahlias a hottie January 13, 2008

dick cabbage

An STD that turns your dick green, turns your balls to cabbages, and makes you cum cabbage seeds

Jimbo slept with a Russian hooker, now he has dick cabbage.

by Johnny Slots April 25, 2008