Cut Your Spaghetti

to masturbate tenderly

"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"

by whorelita January 5, 2013

cut sauce

adjective; to call someone or to call something, "cut sauce" is to say that it/they are a weaker version or just not adding up.

E.X. That ninja warrior is cut sauce.

by vasqueza July 7, 2014

cut a duck

To fart (big and juicy)

I just cut a duck and cleared the room.

by Duckmaster July 23, 2014

Cut the bats hair

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015

cut the fuck off

When someone says something so unbelievablly retarded and you're so awe-struck that you are at a loss for words. It makes you want to bitch smack them in the mouth

Justin: Dude I just packed a bowl full of roach papers wanna spark it?

Austin: Bro you're cut the fuck off

by King_shields July 25, 2018

Cut off moan

A moan by a female in which they will moan often to the point the moan is cut off by another moan.

Brad: You see that one porno with that chick?
Chad: Yea she had a cut off moan.

by Moanser March 9, 2019

cut your grass

cut your grass: when somebody tell you to cut your grass it means to cut the people that you’re currently talking to off.

aye you need to cut your grass.

by Gcapalot May 16, 2020