Contology

* Any ontological system or principle which posits consciousness as fundamental.

* Any philosophical system which posits consciousness as a fundamental axiom upon which the systems following arguments stem.

Schopenhauer was an idealist yes, but his theory of the Will is really just an example of Contology.

by Gily October 13, 2025

Condolence-A's

n. The better grades a person receives in school after having a death in the family.

I got straight condolence-A's from all my professors when my father died the day before finals.

by Ryan Betye March 26, 2010

cantology

the art of singing.

Cantology is not my forte.

by uttam maharjan December 21, 2010

Contilipidated

Thinking so hard you become constipated

Dude, I was totally taking a shit and contilipidated hard. Fucked up my whole day!

by JeezusD May 9, 2013

Console racist

A Console racist is a person who thinks a that one specific gaming system is the best.

Hey that guy John is a total Console racist, he thinks Wii u is better than Xbox one and PS4. LOL what a n00b.

by Natbuscus911 June 15, 2014

cantolopiness

The most Cantolopy you can get

The juice was full of Cantolopiness

by Odachi June 16, 2017

Contorange

If Donald Trump was a contortionist.

Trump is such a contortionist. He also is orange. He’s a contorange.

by blackwidowrevival December 26, 2017