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Congress

A group of people that vote on our laws... or are supposed to. Most of what they do is argue and can't get to a decision, resulting in a shutdown, and maybe in the future, a default. They decide on the budget... but never do.
Me: Hi congress
Congress: Can't you see we're trying to decide on the budget
100 years later
Me: Hi congress
Congress: We're not done yet deciding on the budget.
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congrangled

The action of being congrangle. To be mixed up in the past tense.
This is one big congrangled mess!
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Congregational Capitalists

Wealth worshiping religious extremists, who praise God and worship money while posing as Christians and using their wealth to oppress and exploit their fellow man by funding politicians' political campaigns. They stand before a nation of people and testilie about their faith and virtue.
Congregational Capitalists are responsible for the 2008 Domestic Economic Terrorist Attack that destroyed our nation's economy.
by Wisdom Seeker November 8, 2014
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congalala

An ape-like monster of the monster hunter series, known for its dangerous farts, belches and excrements. Congalala are Alpha-Conga who lead their pack of Congas in search of food (mostly mushrooms). They posses many attacks, in which they use their sharp claws and heavy body to kill enemies. Their signature moves are farting and a pseudo-breath attack with different effects, based on the mushrooms they eat (Poison, Paralyze, Fire and Blastblight).
A subspecies to Congalala ist the Emerald-Congala.
-Dude, get me some deodorant! That Congalala threw shit in my face!

-This guy's farts are explosive!
by Dalamadingdong October 24, 2015
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Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.
Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.
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Congratumafuckalations

"Congratumafuckalations Mate"
by MrVendetta420 May 16, 2016
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congratulate yourself

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.
by Monkey Time September 2, 2017
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