Cling on

When a female starts talking to a guy and is instantly obsessed with him. goes to all means to attach herself to him. multple phone calls and text messages may occur till she knows exactly what he is doing.

olesia is cling on to him like a fat kid loves cake.

by *whiteside September 30, 2007

Clinger

Someone who goes out with someone and does not move on

Guy 1:Dude,I just can't forget about Joanne

Guy 2:Dude,Stop being such a clinger,just move on

by shizzle man 2 January 4, 2009

Stage 5 Clinger

Anyone who doesn't get the idea that the person they want, want's nothing to do with them. The name of the game here is denial, and it can lead a person down a slippery slope of unhappiness or embarrassment in the end. First signs of a stage 5 clinger would be a girl who is down to suck your dick within 1 hour of seeing you, and then ends up being obsessed with you despite any heroic actions on the part of the man.

Jerry Jabilo - Looks at girl with sexual intent, "Hey girl.."

Nicole Thompson - "Why hello there good sir," elequently

spoke Nicole.

Jerry Jabilo - "Shall we run off into my room and F-U-C-K?"

Nicole Thompson - "I'll do you one better ;)"

Jerry Jabilo - "What do you have in mind?"

Nicole Thompson - Nicole pulls a small box out of her purse, "Here is the finest cut diamond in the world...now ask me to marry you!"

Jerry Jabilo - "Holy fuck I gotta get outta here, we've got a stage 5 clinger on our hands"

Nicole Thompson - "NOOOOO! PLEASE, come back! I thought we had something special."

Nicole Thompson - "Oh well, he still loves me..."

by Lankyrat November 16, 2009

Clinger

1. A clinger is a person (the tash) who will never leave his or her bf/gf. A possible explanation for this behavior could be the result of being poor. Clingers could be quite dangerous as they often intertwine with stalking. In a worse case scenario, clingers have been known to eat the host partner in order to obtain complete physical contact with the resulting partner.

2. A dingle berry that will not fall off.

Aj has been missing ever since he found the clinger.

by Y.P. December 31, 2006

Bill Clinton

1. noun: any object that can be used for sexual intercoarse either on top of or next to

2. noun: an illegal drug given to an infant in the form of gum drops or other deluctable treats


3. verb: the act of stealing socks off of elderly people while they sleep

4. adjective: describes a person that thinks with his penis, or other sexual organ, rather then his brain.

5. direct object: a substance that is given to midjets inorder to coerse
them into having an intense chess tournament with the giver

6. adverb: describes an action or movement that which seems offensive to humans but reminds certain animals of their mother, therefore atracts the

1. I did this chick last night on top of a hard Bill Clinton

2.

by Balls McLong(3) January 15, 2009

clingage

Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sexed person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.

I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

or

Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.

by Scott Sorensen December 9, 2008

clingage

Can be a person of the same sex but, is often not. A person who is intoxicated and will come up to you and cling on to you . In the case of opposite sex the person may even rub or grind on your. Usually not in a wanted fashion and at the worst possible time. Not always unwanted.

I love/hate when Leslie gets drunk she ends up being my clingage.

or

Man, Justin is hammered and now he's clingage and ruining my game.

by scott sorensen January 5, 2009