Zen Carting: An emotional coping technique where individuals immerse themselves in the online shopping experience, meticulously selecting items and adding them to their virtual carts, not with the primary intention of purchasing, but rather to achieve a sense of calm, mindfulness, and temporary escape from the stresses of daily life. Much like the Zen practice emphasizes simplicity, awareness, and focus on the present moment, 'Zen Carting' allows individuals to find a momentary respite by engaging in a focused and familiar activity, providing therapeutic relief without the financial implications of actual purchasing.
by GillilyPad August 16, 2023
Get the Zen-Cartingmug. Wow, Jonny brown doesnt know that the gate doesn't close before the cart is full. He only knows that he succeeded in putting his arm around Nina (the girl he likes)
by Prankjonny.com November 18, 2017
Get the the gate doesn't close before the cart is fullmug. n. When you think about adding an item to your online shopping cart, but don't actually add it.
v. 1. mental carted
v. 1. mental carted
I added that oatmeal to my mental cart, but didn't actually buy it. Now I am hungry and have no oatmeal.
by dawghawk12 June 15, 2018
Get the mental cartmug. Portmanteau of cum and fart.
1. A subtle or humorous way to describe a post-coital release of flatulence following receptive anal sex, particularly after ejaculate has been deposited.
2. Used to acknowledge the unique sensation or sound resulting from the combination of semen and gas being expelled.
1. A subtle or humorous way to describe a post-coital release of flatulence following receptive anal sex, particularly after ejaculate has been deposited.
2. Used to acknowledge the unique sensation or sound resulting from the combination of semen and gas being expelled.
“After we finished, I let out a quiet cart and we both burst out laughing.”
Note: Typically used within queer or sex-positive spaces with a tone of humor, intimacy, and levity.
Note: Typically used within queer or sex-positive spaces with a tone of humor, intimacy, and levity.
by TwackStarGangsta August 1, 2025
Get the Cartmug. Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".
I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
Get the shopping-cart hockeymug. by Dutch girl 69 July 16, 2019
Get the cart slouchermug. by Crown Bear November 3, 2018
Get the Cartmug.