Butt Cannon

Is when you sit on the toilet, give one good push and you are instantly done. All the shit comes out at once. Sometimes it could be painful, others enjoyable.

This morining when I claimed my thrown, I had once serious butt cannon.

by Horror-Fied September 23, 2009

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fart cannon

The act of farting mid-shit and literally shooting it out of your ass.

I farted mid-shit and it shot in the toilet. My butt is a fart cannon.

Alex has a powerful fart cannon. He broke the toilet last Tuesday.

by fartsniffer24 October 16, 2014

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turd cannon

its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you

man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto

by tommynicks August 04, 2011

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Cock Cannon

A swiss army knife for the cock. A modified penis that shoots semen at a rapid pace, and using an ammo bag rather than testicles. It can shoot nearly any substance at a high FPS and fire rate, especially semen. This tool is often used to overload a vagina and flood the cavity.

John: "Fuck. I pulled the trigger on my cock cannon. Three orphans just died."
Karen: "I wish I had a cock cannon."

by Jockstrap Cowboy June 07, 2019

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Snow Cannon

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina while she is laying on her back. He then places his face in front of her open legs while she quiefs, spraying the semen onto his face.

The force of the snow cannon she gave him knocked him off of his feet.

by sleepdeprivedideas October 19, 2014

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