A beautiful, peace loving nation that is populated by the largest group of sissy faggots on earth. The only country that even comes close to them is Cuba.
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs.
The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc.
Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world.
They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.
Bob: Hey what is that country that is made up of a bunch of gay-homosexuals?
Dave: Canada.
Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.
Dave: I don't know.
Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.
Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.
They suck BALLZ!!!
Dave: Canada.
Bob: A Canadian, Romanian, and Albanian get captured by a tribe of homosexuals cannibals. Who doesn't get eaten for dinner.
Dave: I don't know.
Bob: The Canadian. He gave the best blowjob.
Canada is the number one cause for headaches and cancer.
They suck BALLZ!!!
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Guy 2: Yeah, but did you know that they didn't even fight for their independence?
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fishing and weed = cool
hunting? I don't know,do you Canucks hunt without guns?
their beer is a bit watery for my taste though...i think those who are ranting and raving about it are kids
Unfortunately they have an effeminate communist view of guns.That's gay,eh?
Rush = a really good band
BTO and Guess Who...gotta love Randy Bachman...but they can be a little weird politically but we'll forgive them
Triumph was cool...FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,EH?
hunting? I don't know,do you Canucks hunt without guns?
their beer is a bit watery for my taste though...i think those who are ranting and raving about it are kids
Unfortunately they have an effeminate communist view of guns.That's gay,eh?
Rush = a really good band
BTO and Guess Who...gotta love Randy Bachman...but they can be a little weird politically but we'll forgive them
Triumph was cool...FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT,EH?
I never had any problems with Canadians until I talked to them on the internet.Never knew you were such bitchy little trash talkers.:-)
Just don't badmouth my gun rights and I'll get along with you alot better.
It's not the guns it's the criminals.
And the criminals are fucked up because they were influenced by sex and drugs too early in life through the liberal media which actually glorifies sluts and gangs!
Just don't badmouth my gun rights and I'll get along with you alot better.
It's not the guns it's the criminals.
And the criminals are fucked up because they were influenced by sex and drugs too early in life through the liberal media which actually glorifies sluts and gangs!
Get the canada mug.Sort of like the American attic. It's above us, we forget that it's there and when we do go up we look around and say... "hey that's a lot of cool shit."
Canada is where Santa Claus lives?
by Comedy Dawg October 14, 2011
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A place of lax pot, gay marriage, and liqor laws. But contains too much poutine, french canadians, and people from B.C!!!
A place of lax pot, gay marriage, and liqor laws. But contains too much poutine, french canadians, and people from B.C!!!
"Hey Luke? Wanna get hitched in Canada then smoke some weed and have some REAL beer for a change? Even though we're just 19"
"Nah Louis, too many Quebecers, Poutine and British Colombians"
"Nah Louis, too many Quebecers, Poutine and British Colombians"
by Ringmaster_J March 30, 2004
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