2 definitions by Johnny Outlaw

Canada

The soon to be 53rd state. Right after Iraq and most of Russia.

We the people fucked Iraq, stole a bunch of Russia and now CANADA

by Johnny Outlaw January 23, 2015

USA

The greatest fuckin country that will ever exist. Free college, money, and food. We won every war we've been in and our presidents are fuckin heroes. Stopped drillin oil because its bad for the environment so we stole a ton from the Middle East (KILLEM RAGHEAD FUCKIN MUSLIMS). Currently about to invade Russia, Canada and most of the Middle East (except Israel because we love jews). We do not like to be called "America" because mexico is part of "America", we prefer The USA. The British, Muslims, Russians, Germans and anyone to the south of us are NOT welcome. And dont bother invadin us cause we got the best fuckin army in the world! USA USA USA

Europeans: USA USA USA USA
Terrorist: USA USA USA
Communists: USA USA USA
Nazis: USA USA USA
Mexicans: USA USA USA
Looks like everyone wants some of this....

by Johnny Outlaw January 23, 2015