Douche Cake 

A douche bag that is also a beef cake. It is socially acceptable to dislike them for no reason.

Person A - "wow, that guys wearing lots of cologne"
Person B - "who?"
Person A - "the douche cake over there who's tap out shirt is 2 sizes to small"

Douche Cake by DorkisWeiner December 14, 2009

Cakehorn 

A tool used to shove a large amount of cake into ones mouth, similar to that of a shoe horn.

E-Rock uses a cakehorn with each meal to get a large amount of cake into his vacuumous mouth.

Cakehorn by shuutech March 15, 2014

German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.

Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!

German Knuckle Cake by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train April 19, 2006

Carrot Cake 

Carrot Cake can be used as a substitute word for the word sex so people don't know what your talking about.

OMG you've had carrot cake before!!

When was the last time you had carrot cake?

Carrot Cake by CarrotCake08 September 22, 2011

Slut cake 

Slut cakes is a term used to describe a female that looks very sexy and delicious. One who you would want to lick her all over because she looks tasty like a cake of your favorite flavor.

Alexis looked so hot today, gosh she is a lil slut cake.

Slut cake by carbinebbq July 22, 2006

cake by the lake 

When you live in Michigan or Minnesota, it's having sex by the lake.

One time in Michigan... I had cake by the lake.

cake by the lake by The Michiganders June 16, 2016

cake mom

A female who possesses a dominatingly colossal butt; who can be a mother when needed, but also show you a good time. (Doesn't have to be a mom).

The moment I laid eyes on my future wife's cheeks I knew she was a cake mom.

cake mom by cakemom May 22, 2016