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craptaculicious

exhibiting the nature of crap or a craplike substance, but tasty. so bad it's good. transcendant in its craplike nature. truly resplendent in its crappiness.
"Dude, did you catch those R. Kelly videos? They're fucking craptaculicious. I could watch them all day!"
by J & B September 1, 2008
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crapmonger

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up
1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.
by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006
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crapslices

Coined: May 30th, 2007. SoCal, USA

Description: An expletive very similar in definition to snap or shnap - and the latter, only the definition(s) similar to those of snap. Unlike snap or even crap, "crapslices" does NOT have the exuberant "Oh yeah!" connotation that many other such interjections have. Its two meanings are:

1.) "Oh no. Now what am I gonna do?": worry
2.) "Oh no!"/"Oh yes!" "Y'all got served! Now what are ya gonna do?": mildly wise-guy-in-your-face (In this usage, it is highly encouraged that one says "Oh crapslices" in the same manner that Quagmire from Family Guy says "All right.")
Corresponding to the numbers above:

1.) Me: "Hey man, what did you write about for the assignment?" Them: "Assignment?" *registers* "Oh crapslices." (This was almost exactly how it was spontaneously coined.)
2.) Them: "Hey man, he won the game just like you said! Mad predicting skills, yo!" Me: "Oh crapslices!"
by benchley July 18, 2007
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Crapsville

A city or town that sucks. Normally this town sucks because there isnt anthing fun to do in it or it's just not fun because you've lived there too long.

Or it can be used as an insult. (see examples)
A. "God I hate this Crapsville".
B. "Go to Crapsville you whore".
by Whitmister October 9, 2007
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crap dat

A parody of Crank That, a hit on YouTube made popular by an artist named the Cacaman. He has other hits named NastyCrap (SexyBack) and I Shop At Walmart (Party Like A rockstar).
by Go Phillies! January 2, 2008
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crappenings

(1)Shitty stuff that happens on a daily basis OR (2)funny stories involving poo
(1)Waking up late, traffic, spilling coffee on your keyboard, getting ridiculous assignments from your boss. These could all be on your list of crappenings OR (2)that wonderful story your mom tells every year at Christmas about how she caught you fingerpainting with feces when you were two.
by Melonie Perino June 12, 2008
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Crapstravaganza

Can be used to describe a horrible experience, to a grand level; a figurative festival of craptastic events; something with a bounty of craptastic aspects; or, what one calls something bad when they wish to use mock or sarcastic cheer.

A relative to the slang adjective craptastic, and a tongue-in-cheek antonym of "extravaganza".
"That Disney vacation with the rents was a total crapstravaganza..."

"I have read some badfic in my time, but the DBZ section of FFN is a veritable crapstravaganza!"
by Jaxxy_no_Jutsu August 8, 2008
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