Mike Bovaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"I found a plastic fork in my pizza the other day"

"Who does this guy think he is? Mike Bovaguard?"

by SpecIntoDelta December 28, 2022

who’s your broadband with?

A question often asked in certain techie shops to ascertain whom your internet provider is. The natural response to deter the annoying sales consultant is to reply “yer mum” and then walk swiftly out of the store whilst the sales consultant looks bitch-slapped.

Consultant Ben “So sir, who’s your broadband with?”
Customer “Yer mum!”

by King G of Pz September 23, 2018

good looking broad

Well if broad is another word for women u can assume a good looking broad is a good looking woman, its also outdated

Wowzie mama that chickie over there is a good looking broad

by Owner of a local car November 26, 2022

pushy broad

Pushy broad = an arrogant obnoxious power hungry woman - often quite douchey in her manner. Many pushy broads live for their careers and will do whatever-it-takes to get ahead in the corporate world. Manners and tact are foreign to most of these women - as the ticket to the top is often sought & acheived by being arrogant, pushy and obnoxious. Most of these broads are cold as ice, often possessing no sense of humility or humor. Being a classy lady is usually not a characteristic trait for these kind of women.

Many of these pushy broads could also be defined as doucheys - douche bags. Women with balls !

One of my former managers was a pushy broad - Whoa, she could, and would, cut your balls off in an instant. She could, and often did, push her way into any business situation - the bottom line, she acheived her goals, but she had no class.

by WET CARGO BOY April 4, 2006

broadcast

"broadcast" the thing that gets put on a woman folowing an accident involving broken bones

by billybob101 October 5, 2003

broads

Broads are girlz hired to come to private parties to pleasure the partiers. Sometimes the girlz don't even have to be hired to come, some just decide to come themselves.

Exapmle 1

Jamal - yo lets chill out 2nite at ur crib
Ravi - yea, das tite
(at the party on the phone)"yea, u bitches check us out 2nite, here's the address

Example 2

Jay - yo lets chill out 2nite at ur crib
Ravi - yea das tite
(Ringing the doorbell) Broad - Hey some guyz at skool said u guyz r having a hangout.
Ravi - yea, u girlz wanna come in
Broads - Sure

by Ravi Singh Kumar Kapoor September 7, 2006

boova

1. A familiar male aquaintance

2. A friend who does your mom

Boova, why you be trippin like dat? Get away from my mom!

by Jimmy Tango January 17, 2003