An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.
by Kingo February 22, 2008
Get the American breakfastmug. it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.
by wiley collins December 28, 2007
Get the portages breakfastmug. While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018
Get the Texas Breakfastmug. by pringlekid March 29, 2010
Get the Ukranian Breakfastmug. One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004
Get the breakfast burritomug. Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)
by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008
Get the breakfast of championsmug. When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)
Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?
Bob: I got a full breakfast!
Bert: Lucky bugger
Bob: I got a full breakfast!
Bert: Lucky bugger
by tonigreen July 18, 2008
Get the full breakfastmug.