Breakfast Maker 

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.

My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works

Breakfast Maker by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017

breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.

How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.

breakfast shake by L00M April 20, 2018

Breakfast Hot-Box

Breakfast Hot-Box is when you hot-box (smoking weed in a closed car) in the morning.

"Hey, do you wanna wake up at 8 a.m. tomorrow and Breakfast Hot-Box?"

"Sure."

Breakfast Hot-Box by Michxel Dixmxnd December 18, 2017

Breakfast smoothie 

Jacking him off into his own mouth early in the morning.

I totally gave him a breakfast smoothie after last night.

Smoothie morning self suck

Breakfast smoothie by Pegmaster99 May 2, 2018

breakfast fuck 

When you stay the night with a member of the opposite sex, or the same sex if you swing that way, and you don't intend to have sex with them. But in the morning, you decide that you're going to have sex with them.

I went to her house last night, and wanted to get down but we decided not to. But I ended up staying the night, and then we had a breakfast fuck.

breakfast fuck by serendipitysparkle February 3, 2018

Breakfast, lunch and dinner

When a man eats a womans ass and pussy before making out with her

“Did you do it with jennifer last night?”-Rob
“No but I had breakfast, lunch and dinner”-Dave

Breakfast, lunch and dinner by Maviles June 16, 2018

Breakfast-Moment 

A so called breakfast-moment is something very rare, that may or may not happen between two individuals.
Its often referred to moments in wich time doesnt pass with usual speed. There is an Illusion of Slow-Motion.

Person E: Dude me and Person T had a breakfast-moment yesterday.

Person B: Whats that?

Person E: If you ask that, it never happend to you. Sorry for that.

Breakfast-Moment by Ryan Fish. Depp June 25, 2018