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American breakfast

An american breakfast is where two bummers have bumsex one evening and leave the cum, shit ,blood and piss in their bum over night and then fart it onto a piece of clingfilm in the morning and feed it to each other for breakfast.
I sucked that clingfilm dry of american breakfast this morning
by Kingo February 22, 2008
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portages breakfast

it is when a man scrambles eggs on the womans ass and pours the raw eggs into the womans vagina and eats the eggs out.
I invited my girlfriend over and had a portages breakfast.
by wiley collins December 28, 2007
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Texas Breakfast

While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018
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Ukranian Breakfast

The act of cracking two eggs and dumping the yoke on to a woman's vagina, then eating it out.
Guy 1: So the other day I had a Ukranian Breakfast...
Guy 2: No way! I heard those are the shit!
by pringlekid March 29, 2010
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breakfast burrito

One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004
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breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)
I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.
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full breakfast

When having sexual intercourse a full breakfast would include vaginal, anal, oral and mastabation. (Tit wank if your lucky)
Bert: Err my miss's never shags any more only got a Bj last night! What about you Bob?

Bob: I got a full breakfast!

Bert: Lucky bugger
by tonigreen July 18, 2008
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