Booger Penis

A penis that is gross, little and nobody wants to touch it.
"I dry heave every time I remember Zack's booger penis."

"Please turn out the lights so I don't have to see your booger penis"
by Lady123456 January 16, 2009
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Wiener booger

The mucousy, viscous, pre-cum ejaculate from a male schlong.
Jason blew his wiener booger into Destiny’s pussy and wondered if she could still get pregnant.
by Studly Hungwell April 26, 2018
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Booger Hooks

When one has long finger nails or has finger nails that curve down.
Get away from me woman with them booger hooks!
by Austin Vaught November 03, 2010
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pussy booger

Those crusties that adhere to your nose hairs after performing cunnilingus and smell like pussy.
Although eating a pussy might only last half an hour, the pussy boogers can remind you of a broad's scent for up to 12 hours.
by The Humpty Hump February 04, 2011
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Booger Wolf

a disgusting beast of a boy or girl. fat and ugly, that you hook up with when you are wasted and then throw up on their face the next morning becauce it's sick. they have disgusting breath and hairy backs...

to ward them off one must sometimes spit on their hand and smack the booger wolf in the face
david: did you go home with that booger wolf last night?
you: no man. never............. (you immediately go slit your wrists)
by Laura Lee October 03, 2006
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Booger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled booger hooker.
Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Booger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Booger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger booger hooker nose picker snot
by Gizzard Ripper January 28, 2011
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Nicotine Booger

Smoke a cigarette through your nose, then after finishing the cigarette insert the finger of your choice into the nostril of your choice pick a booger, then eat it.
by gburn2219 December 07, 2009
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