Bludgeon Face

Louisville slugger face naturally, or someone you want to bash with a blunt object.

Bludgeon face should wear a bag over its head.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

Bludgeon

An erection so hard that it hurts

I have a god damn bludgeon

by Zaksheeran98 May 3, 2024

Barstow bludgeon

Sandwiching someone’s body between a car and another heavy object (frequently a concrete wall, or another car)

“Dude did you hear that Michael got a Barstow bludgeon last night?”

by gnbdhdjfiix June 1, 2018

Dole Bludger

An unemployed Australian who lives off centrelink payments. These people are usually bogans, boongs or fat and lazy people.

"Hey Joe, you seen that aboriginal family that moved in down the street"
"Yeah, the mother is a dole bludger. They basically live off centrelink payments"

by Johnny "Soap" MacTavish February 10, 2024

Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels

This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom

by lordvoldemort87 November 11, 2013

Centre link Bludger

A centre link bludger is a person who sits on their fucken ass all day and getting payed for it off the government.

Man 1: oi lad, my mrs is being such a centre link bludger.
Man 2: fuck sakes cunt, what a sad dog.

by splashhhey November 23, 2019

Bullying Dole Bludger

A dole bludger who not only takes the piss in the usual sense of mooching off government income support, but then takes it too far by targeting pack outrage against people they don't know who make statements that are different to their opinion, playing the victim as soon as there's a response that they can seize on & engages in posting whether they have been blocked and/or forced their target to make their twitter account private as a self-congratulating ritual.

This type of person is not an advocate for welfare policy - they are a bullying dole bludger.

by WhyNotGetAJob December 10, 2022