titty bingo

A terrible, awful garage band based out of Texas that spams you with dumb advertisements promoting their 'music' on Youtube. There is hardly any redeming quality in this band, its like ZZ top but way worse because everyone in the band is bunch of hippie burn outs that are way past their prime. Even their songs about 'serious' topics are unlistenable because those liberal talking points have already been made, countless times by better musical artists. The lead singer sounds like a whiny smoker trying to do a lame Neil Young impresion. No wonder they have to advertise their music on Youtube, because anyone with hearing would avoid buying their music or would boycott any shows out of their garage or trailer park.

Guy: 'Hey man, ever listen to Titty Bingo?! They're out of Austin, TX!'

Other Guy: 'Yeah they're awful! Why should I listen to that trash when I can just listen to Neil Young, ZZ top or any other Southern Rock/Country Blues Band. I'd rather listen to original music not a shitty impression.

by titty_bingo_is_not_good_music December 29, 2022

Three-Way Bingo

A person who is simultaneously beautiful and morbidly obese.

Tess Holliday is a Three-Way Bingo.

by Ainsley Nippleworth, Esq. December 11, 2023

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

Bingo Pop

Bland Pop music that could be popular at a Bingo Parlor but not a Dance club.

No curse words. No adult themes. No complex subjects. Typically overly positive. Often very repetitive, but will have multiple writer credits.

"Grandma, can we listen to something other than bingo pop?"

by BluTGI September 1, 2023

Full as a bingo bus

Drunk as fuck!

"How was last night?"
"I was fucked, drank way too much... full as a bingo bus"

by TippyTappyFlea September 23, 2023

bingo skill

Bingo skill is when a person is playing any sort of competitive game and they win the game, not by their ability to play the game, but rather by pure, dumb, unadulterated luck. The victory is derived from pure happenstance and not actual skill.

Angie: I won again! I’m so great at scrabble!
John: You got BOTH blanks, all four of the “S”es, the Q, the J, and the Z. How could you NOT win?
Angie Mad skills baby!
John: Yeah. The same type of skills it takes to win at BINGO. Bingo skill.

by Johnswiecki August 6, 2022

Whack bang and bingo

Australian slang, Ready to begin a task. Also used in completion of a task.

“Did you get that toilet fixed mate? I’m busting! “
“Whack bang and bingo mate! She’s ready to go”

by Big cheese radio August 30, 2022